Our Client, and Author R. Milton Quibner


A most insightful man and perhaps a dying breed, R. Milton Quibner has written a most eloquent work and incredibly thought-provoking book on a very ‘today’ and immensely relevant topic.   That of unraveling the mysteries of what represents typical ‘womankind’ , and what makes this species of human gender so mysterious, fascinating, alluring, mystifying, exasperatingly gorgeous, whilst at the same time being able to display patterns of behavior that could only be aptly described as a profound ‘pain in the butt’. 

Yet they are unarguably creatures man cannot ‘live without’, and yet finding an intimate co-existence with one is perhaps somewhat vaguely similar to a juggling act and a haphazard attempt at a ‘happy go lucky’ challenge, by making the continual compromises and sacrifices, swallow that male pride, and pretend it’s a union of heavenly bliss on earth with an alien, albeit on a severely borderline plane of pure insanity.

“HOW HIGH SHOULD I JUMP?”  Is a must read for both men and women alike,  provides a laugh a minute, and offers some very useful information and revealing insights which all males should take to heart.   R. Milton Quibner writes from life and what he knows.  He offers food for thought and pearls of wisdom which other receptive and sensitive males could learn from, arm themselves with, and then hopefully utilize these tips, suggestions and instructions  in order to prepping themselves up to laying the groundwork for a blissful, and successful loving relationships with the gals of their choice.

© Emerantia Parnall-Gilbert 2013

Available Now!!!

Publisher:  Seaburn Publishing and Distribution Group

Events and Discussions – Follow the links below:

R. Milton Quibner,

Author, How High Should I Jump?
The Satirical Guide to Pleasing Today’s Woman
#FREE EXCERPT#! “The Pain of Infidelity.”
If you’re suffering from the pain of infidelity, there IS an antidote!

Happy News Flash to  Sam at Seaburn Publishing,  and Emerantia my Agent!

6:32 AM (7 hours ago)

I leave tomorrow for Brasil, Sam, but I wanted to let you know of some recent good news on my promotion front:

GlossyNews.com just published a front page review of the book (a satire site); take a look:


Also, just got a great review on Amazon from Dr. Glen Hepker:

Dr. Glen Hepker “Dr. Glen Hepker” reviewed How High Should I Jump?: The Satirical Guide to Pleasing Today’s Woman
A well-written and hilarious satire… March 10, 2013

“Mr. Quibner has set forth a startlingly humorous work, which when reflected against our culture, is quite succinctly/splendidly thought-provoking. I was unable to read it all at once…but each time I came back to it I clearly looked forward to learning more about his outlook on what troubles contemporary men in this regard, i.e., in their interaction with women. It is even scarey in many ways, i.e., because it clearly sets forth notions that are difficult to objectively argue against, and if so, will prompt men to rethink their attitudes and behavior toward/with women. It is an original work, and though set forth in the spirit of good humor, it is difficult not to take it seriously – on many levels. Men typically do not work hard to display adequate appreciation for their mates/significant others, and this book is a funny treatise on how to go about being just that – being appreciative –“

Dr. Glen Hepker

And, getting lots of mileage from last week’s radio interview with Ellen Rathbone’s Your Pleasure Radio:


Big conference in Brasil, then I return for more promotion, got a few radio shows coming and all told, I am doing everything I can, and loving it! Leslie/Milton Quibner!


Episode Directory

July 2013

  • 7/17/2013: She’s the Pub Girl, and I’m the Club Girl! Coming Soon
  • 7/10/2013: The Gander is Taking All That’s Good, and Calling it Her Bitch. Listen Now
  • 7/3/2013: I Love It When a Woman Causes a Scene Listen Now

June 2013

Kate Good

R. Milton Quibner

The Gander is Taking All That’s Good, and Calling it Her Bitch.

July 10, 2013
Hosted by Heather Jones

[Download MP3] [itunes] [Bookmark Episode]

What’s your honest opinion about women today? Are they money hungry, self serving, sluts who have lost their minds and wouldn’t settle down and commit to one guy if their life depended on it? And what about men? Have they become confused, insecure whiners who blame women for all their problems? We’ll explore these questions and many more this upcoming Wednesday, July 10th with guest speaker Milton Quibner, acclaimed author of How High Should I Jump? A Satirical Guide to Pleasing Today’s Woman. This week’s program will explore the dating dilemmas women are confronted with today, and further expand on where men find themselves in the face of rapidly expanding feminine power. Join Milt and me for what’s sure to be a spirited conversation about role reversal, open relationships, and dispelling the most recognizable double standard of our time.

The Dating Revolution

Wednesday at 8 AM Pacific Time on VoiceAmerica Variety Channel

My show is about what’s going on right now in the real world of dating, and how what’s happening today is shaping the future of our society and culture. The topics I cover will be cutting edge and controversial, and are meant to question what society deems to be socially acceptable with regard to sex and dating. My show will address all the different double standards in dating, and will give listeners permission to step outside comfort zones and challenge social norms. I provide women with an alternative lifestyle of success, freedom and fun, which is becoming ever more popular. My advice also appeals to men because I help women take responsibility for their own dating success, rather than blame men when things don’t work out. My show will inspire women to take control of their lives and not rely on men for validation and happiness. Check it out! The Dating Revolution airs live every Wednesday at 8 AM Pacific Time on the VoiceAmerica Variety Channel.

Heather Jones

I’m a writer who puts a light-hearted, yet honest spin on casual dating and relationships. My bottom line approach to advice provides clear and concise answers to today’s dating dilemmas. I’m happily single, and have been actively casually dating and documenting my experiences for the last ten years. I enjoy being single, and have no real desire to marry or have children. I recently published a book called “F*#k The Double Standard in Dating,” and the reviews so far have been outstanding from both men and women. In my book you’ll learn how to casually date and have a great time doing it. You’ll actually look forward to dating, and by the time it’s all said and done you’ll be loaded with confidence and ready to conquer the world. Personally, I have a very active social life and live a super fun lifestyle that supports my dating philosophies, and I want you to have the same! If you’re struggling out there, or if you just have a funny story to share, I’d love to hear from you so give me a call during today’s show or shoot me a message so we can chat!


 MY AUDIO BOOK – By R. Milton Quibner

Friends, I am about to launch my audiobook version of How High Should I Jump. Gonna be out in the next week or so, and quite affordable, so for a 7 minute free sample of what it’s all about, go here:






our podcast

Leslie Roberts
9:17 AM (5 hours ago)

to me

Hey, Emerantia, I want to share my Huge News:


Get Over Yourself! The Milt n Mia Show! is now live on ITunes! Yea!

This is the podcast I have been yearning to produce, a weekly show where Mia and I let loose on a wide array of relationship, sexuality and general life problems with street philosophy and a generous does of fun self-deprecation. The show is a half hour or so, and it’s loose, wild, irreverent and, in my view, packed with information, thought and opinion you would be hard pressed to find elsewhere.

I hope the title of the show tells you our essential direction:


Stop taking your problems so seriously, and learn to laugh at yourself while you change your life to who you actually want to live it.

Oh, and it’s totally free. Yep, you can download and share our podcast to your heart’s content, and that’s fine by me.


There’ll be a new show every Sunday; here’s the show link at ITunes where you can download and listen to us whenever you wish:




Thank you, Milt/Leslie

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